Gadsby and Gadsby Jr come up with an ingenious response to zero football by looking back at great football matches in England’s history—and who else would’ve thought of that at this current time?! Each of them picks an England game played before either of their arrivals into this fraught penalty area we call life. Plus, as the the world remains in pause, what should players and clubs be doing with their toilet paper right now (we used to call it “money”)?