This week on Unfiltered with Trigger & Kensai, things kick off with Kensai holding his hands up—issuing a full apology for some harsh, rude and ignorant comments aimed at Trigger and the diabetic community. It’s honest, it’s needed… and it sets the tone for a properly unpredictable episode.

From there, the lads lighten things up by dreaming big—what would they actually do if they won the EuroMillions lottery? Expect chaos, questionable investments, and zero financial responsibility.

The internet delivers again as they react to an American TikToker attempting to rate UK biscuits… only to accidentally review Weetabix—which, as discussed, is very much not a biscuit.

Things then go completely off the rails as Kensai unveils his “genius” redesign of the faulty toilet aboard Artemis program, taking aim at astronauts, space travel, and the reality of what’s actually on the dark side of the moon (spoiler: it’s not the Blackpool Illuminations). There’s also a bold proposal involving Scandinavians as ideal moon candidates, plus a tongue-in-cheek take on astronauts photographing Earth to prove it’s round.

And just when you think it couldn’t get stranger, the lads dive into one of the most bizarre stories yet—bread made using yeast from a human infection—before somehow linking it back to medieval torture devices like the rack and wedge.

To wrap things up, a big welcome goes out to all the new listeners tuning in from around the world, including Israel, Uzbekistan, Pakistan and across South America.

Unpredictable, unfiltered, and completely chaotic—just the way you like it.