Let's go out with a bang. 

Episode 10: Spiral (CW: Murder, violence)

Nox & Doc learn about The Squiggle's origins. Syl and Isaac have some issues to unpack, and Naro is all in on saving everyone. Our intrepid reporter can't catch a break. Mockran is over this bullshit. And Vy'Ssar gets some VERY long-awaited revenge. 

Episode 11: Collision Course

Isaac's mom is a lot. Hey Don Comet, you good, bro? and Mockran reveals his plans to his second in command. I'm sure nothing bad can come of this. Everything's fine, right?... RIGHT?

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Listen, if you thought Mockran was just going to take this lying down, have I got news for you...

Starring Steve Schipman as Reslan, Wolfe Schipman as Mockran Ranecos, and Mr. Moosifer as Kasten Rhule. 

The High Priestess and Vy'Ssar enjoy a little tea while they plot world domination. DC tries to find safe harbor in unsafe times. Did someone say tea time? Doc and Nox join Isaac, Syl, Naro, and Severin for a tea party and learn Severin's greatest trick - wild lore drops. Mockran tames a brat.

Sort of.

NOT LIKE THAT, you deviants.

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Doc and Nox are hijacked, but politely. Our intrepid punk personality DC finds out something terrible. Mockran makes his crew nervous for some reason. Isaac, Syl, and Nox are worse off than the other guys, but they're nicer about it. Remember kids, nice matters... especially when it concerns synthoids. 

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Welcome to the Double Feature Deluxe - Episodes 8, 9, and a juicy bonus scene at the end. 

So let's get to it! 

Cast Change Notification. Doc and Nox are hijacked, but politely. Our intrepid punk personality DC finds out something terrible. Mockran makes his crew nervous for some reason. Isaac, Syl, and Nox are worse off than the other guys, but they're nicer about it. Remember kids, nice matters... especially when it concerns synthoids. 

The High Priestess and Vy'Ssar enjoy a little tea while they plot world domination. DC tries to find safe harbor in unsafe times. Did someone say tea time? Doc and Nox join Isaac, Syl, Naro, and Severin for a tea party and learn Severin's greatest trick - wild lore drops. Mockran tames a brat. Sort of. NOT LIKE THAT, you deviants.

1x1 - 1xBonus - The Ultimatum

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Welcome, Travelers! Syl, Isaac, and Naro are in a pickle, while Vy'Ssar runs a tight ship. We get a news break from our favorite reporter, who's actually elsewhere getting a rich and rewarding loredrop! Meanwhile, Doc, Nox, and Em go over the recent autopsy results. It's all just another day in the Unified Sapien Quadrant! 

CW: Extended Brutal Violent Murder/Breaking Bones (13:05-13:16), Slowly Breaking Glass (22:37-22:43), Wet Slaps (23:04-23:07)

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This episode is dedicated to my anxiety. 

Welcome, Traveler! 

It's a production break. We'll be back December 1st with the Final Five episodes of Season One. Don't worry, we've got some bonus content coming, but for the most part, MotherNerd needs a little more time. 

Stay Safe, Travelers. 

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Historian's Note: The amount we paid for this recovered audio means we have to sack about three of the archive assistants, but in my estimation, it's a small price to pay for such a nearly pristine copy of this event. Fun fact, he still maintains this base as the seat of his Empire. 

CW: Murder, Violence, Torture and Cruelty, Pirate Stuff. 

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Stay safe, Travelers. 

CW: Profanity, Dissection and Wet Body Sounds, moist Tentacles

Welcome back, Traveler. Oh, what are these chucklefucks up to? Not much. Syl nerds out about ships, then gets chased by some. Naro enjoys mocking Isaac's pain. Em-Dash-Four shows off how to be a power top. Doc experiences FAFO in the autopsy room. Vy'Ssar and Mockran have had enough of each other. The High Priestess has more plans. 

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Welcome back, Traveler!

Here are your episode Content Warnings: Blackmail and Coercion (platonic), Bribery, Implied Violence, Implied Trafficking of both Sapiens and Non-Sapiens, Implied Violence against Synthoids, Mentions of DEapitation, Descriptions of Body Horror (Tentacles), Mentions of Illness (Viral) Rudeness, Strong Language, Listener Discretion Advised

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