(Red band)- Born of steel, fire and black wind, special guest J.V. Hilliard's mental resolve verily, was tested this episode. Can even the author of the epic fantasy Warminster Series, withstand this realm's truly darkest and monstrous questions?

Do you know how to train a dragon or were you gifted your father's old elegant lightsaber? Do you hold a favor over your worst enemies' head or a carry a case of voodoo dolls of everyone you know? What options were presented that made J.V become a eunuch?? Are you rocking Cow nipples or a Baboons' bottom?

All this madness answered and more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions.