ONE DEAD IN RANDOM BOMBING! SUSPECT IN CUSTODY - “I saw a man, lying in the grass and he was actually on his knees and he was on fire,” Thomas said. “He was screaming out in pain, lot of pain, because the flames engulfed his whole top half.”

SUBWAY MASTURBATORS TAKE OVER SUBWAY! Huge rise in pants-down perverts frightens and titillates female straphangers. But has NYPD demonstrated a clear bias in their enforcement of this crime?

NYPD COMMISH: COPS ARE LIARS! NYPD Commissioner James O'Neill says COPS ARE LIARS and promises to do better in an open letter to New Yorkers published in the Daily News.

TOT INJURED IN MOVIE POPCORN ATTACK A LI man and his daughter have been arrested in the delicious, buttery attack.

"NAKED COWGIRL" SUES OVER BRUISED ASS-CHEEK

Sandy Kane - The aging Naked Cowgirl is suing Compound Media over a 2015 incident in which she fell on her ass in the Cumia Studio.

WEED ARRESTS RACIST, CITY COUNCIL Our own Seth Barron attended the City Council oversight meeting on disproportionate enforcement of marijuana laws and reports that a member of the council seems to have completely lost his mind.

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