The movie Greenland wasn’t just a disaster film—it was a stress test for modern preparedness. With the next Greenland movie set to release soon, we break down what the franchise gets right, what it glosses over, and why the core question matters more than ever: If you had one hour to leave and you’re never coming home, what are you taking—and where are you going?

In this episode of ZERT Coffee & Chaos, we dig into the concept of the I.N.C.H. bag (I’m Never Coming Home) through the lens of real-world decision-making. This isn’t a bug-out fantasy or a checklist copied from the internet. It’s about intentional loadout planning based on destination, duration, and reality.

We compare two very different end states:

• A secured bunker or continuity-of-government style facility, where weight, redundancy, and long-term sustainment matter differently.

• The wilderness, where mobility, calories, medical capability, and environmental exposure become the deciding factors.

We discuss what must go in an I.N.C.H. bag when time is measured in minutes, not days—medical, sustainment, tools, comms, documentation, and hard choices about what gets left behind. Most importantly, we address the mistake people make when they pack for gear instead of outcomes.

This episode is a reminder that preparedness is not about owning more equipment—it’s about making faster, smarter decisions under pressure. Greenland shows the chaos. We break down what surviving past it would actually require.