One Man Revolution

It's 811 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, the GOP is in full panic mode while they watch their atomically-thin congressional lead evaporate faster than Russian bot farms. We also have a solid SportsCast this second half. Election Day is in 2 days, we have a chance to get things back on track. Make it so.

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Smoked Pork

Twatter.com

Cults R Us

Patrick Stewart has died at age 86 https://www.10tv.com/article/news/nation-world/sir-patrick-stewart-dead-at-86/507-5c662c1d-8f79-4288-9a44-cae95d5c49dd

‘Elonville’: US residents say Musk’s xAI offered to buy homes if they don’t sue over datacenter noise https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/28/datacenter-noise-lawsuit-elon-musk-mississippi?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Now That The Shoe Is On The Other Foot, Microsoft And Epic Games Suddenly Agree That AI Is Theft [Update: Tim Sweeney Responds] https://kotaku.com/now-that-the-shoe-is-on-the-other-foot-microsoft-and-epic-games-suddenly-agree-that-ai-is-theft-2000749316

It's 818 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, Elon Musk threw a model car across a stage, froze Ukraine out of mission critical infrastructure because Putin, and Donald is having vocal confusion.

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Dusty Vagina

JK Astroturf

Donald Musk

Why a student protest movement is challenging 12 years of Vučić rule in Serbia https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cmq8n3v94ql3o

Canadian politician calls on government to help BioWare employees buy the studio and run it themselves https://www.pcgamer.com/games/mass-effect/canadian-politician-calls-on-government-to-help-bioware-employees-buy-the-studio-and-run-it-themselves/

Hegseth wanted Eisenhower’s globe for his office. His staff broke it. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/10/22/hegseth-wanted-eisenhowers-globe-his-office-his-staff-broke-it/

Powerful Democratic Virginia state Sen. Lucas is accused of leading a marijuana criminal conspiracy https://apnews.com/article/l-louise-lucas-virginia-corruption-investigation-767ed83f970ba6dec48048dcff2a28d0

Omar said she will have to move because of threats following federal raid https://thehill.com/homenews/house/6164465-omar-to-move-dc-residence/

It's 826 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, and we have a nomadic pragmatist in the studio this week. It's always a treat when friends who travel stop by for a visit. Hopefully they will let him back out of the country after he votes.

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1-800-Get-Screwed

Level-3 Genius

Pragmatist Shade

Department of Racism

The only transition the Trump administration recognizes https://www.npr.org/2026/10/16/nx-s1-6005317/trump-casts-doubt-on-press-secretarys-future

Character AI files for Chapter 11 Protection over legal issues https://www.cnn.com/2026/10/13/tech/character-ai-bankruptcy-filing

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It's 833 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss Pete Hegseth's ongoing obsession with seamen (but not their families), AmEx payment disputes, and a clinical misunderstanding of embargoes.

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Pallet of ComRag™

SecKnave

Cumming Blanks

Hello, There

Read Guilfoyle’s texts to GOP donor Deters: ‘You’ll literally cost me my ambassadorship’ https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6137732-kimberly-guilfoyle-gop-donor-money-texts/

In combative first Michigan Senate debate, Rogers and El-Sayed trade attacks https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/in-combative-first-michigan-senate-debate-rogers-and-el-sayed-trade-attacks

Firing squad execution to be livestreamed, Pentagon says https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cmy0r96xygx6o

It's 840 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss Pete Hegseth's ongoing obsession with his ex-boyfriend, Trump's ongoing battle with his remaining gray matter, and America's critical lack of literacy and conceptualization.

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Jumbo ComRag™

Drugs with Nucular

Google Tub Girl

Hegseth announces a new drone command and cuts to 20% of generals in ‘State of the Force’ speech https://apnews.com/article/hegseth-pentagon-generals-job-cuts-67a20b026ee858895c7e5ff7fadbc029

Calls grow for US death penalty halt after ‘torturous’ botched execution of Christa Pike https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/02/us-death-penalty-christa-pike-tennessee

Read the Full Transcript of Donald Trump’s 2026 Interview With TIME https://time.com/article/2026/10/01/donald-trump-2026-interview-transcript/

Nvidia Authorizes a Record $150 Billion in Stock Buybacks. The Real Prize Is Where the Rest of Its Cash Is Going. https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/nvidia-authorizes-record-150-billion-193500267.html?guccounter=1

It's 848 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss FAAAI, Pete Hegseth's ideal height to waist ratio, the ongoing misunderstanding and abuse of chat bots, and Lil Tommy Tubs is very, very scared that someone with a fox mask at home might be piloting his flight.

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Prosperity Voting

Honest Earnestness

Tall Muscular Twink

Tubbervile

The 2026 AI Index Report https://hai.stanford.edu/ai-index/2026-ai-index-report

Amazon is trying to rehire workers it laid off, emails show https://www.businessinsider.com/amazon-boomerang-hiring-recruiting-former-employees-laid-off-2026-9

Senator says “furry” pilots are taking over airlines because of trans people: “We’re sitting ducks!” https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/09/senator-says-furry-pilots-are-taking-over-airlines-because-of-trans-people-were-sitting-ducks/

White House says new pro-Trump ad funded by the ‘U.S. government’ is a ‘public service announcement’ https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/white-house-trump-ad-public-service-announcement-rcna599730

It's 853 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss Ed Sheeran Finding Out in real time, the exciting new fuel prices, and the voluntary ignorance of modern conservatives.

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In the White

Trimester at Mitch's

Mak'n Pearls

Blind Nut Squirrel

US military moving drones to South America ahead of anticipated counternarcotics operations https://www.cnn.com/2026/09/18/politics/us-military-drones-south-america

Carney embraces EU associate membership proposal as Trump pushes Canada closer to Europe https://apnews.com/article/carney-canada-eu-trump-parliament-speech-ef4559ce5972abb47444e469f42005bb

Ed Sheeran’s tour in trouble after opening acts drop out in solidarity with rapper Macklemore https://apnews.com/article/ed-sheeran-responds-macklemore-tour-3fd73815563039bea9b88f5efe745d62

It's 860 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, and this week Trumapalooza was in full swing, offering cash prizes to every American if the "right result" happens in November.

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Trumpsabigloser

Robot Interruptions

Straitjacket Diplomacy

Trump promised $5,000 checks if Republicans win the midterms. How would that work?

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/trump-promised-5000-checks-if-republicans-win-the-midterms-how-would-that-work

Here are 5 pieces of GOOD NEWS to help you balance your day.

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RFK Jr. accuses Democrats of turning the federal government into a ‘child trafficking ring’

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-gop-convention-dallas-b3048323.html

It's 867 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, we discuss the lack of cohesion in the DoD, the lack of geographical basics in the administration, and that any Epstein affiliates post-2007 are automatically evil and corrupt.

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Small Tooled Shop

Erikkka Kirkiversary

Green Argentinian Beef

SpaceX is set to acquire 130,000 acres of marshland in southern Louisiana https://arstechnica.com/space/2026/08/spacex-is-set-to-acquire-130000-acres-of-marshland-in-southern-louisiana/

China rejects Argentine beef due to chloramphenicol: investigation and internal consumption crisis https://noticiasambientales.com/animals/china-rejects-argentine-beef-due-to-chloramphenicol-investigation-and-internal-consumption-crisis/

US army secretary resigns after months of tension https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/czjz31dk1xmo

It's 874 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, Spider-Man is a hero of the people, Donald Trump doesn't know anyone who owns a map, and Mark Carney is a boss.

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Rob Walmart

Well Hung Jury

Abro-ram Lincoln

Inside the 72 hours that cratered the US-Canada trade deal https://www.politico.com/news/2026/08/22/us-canada-trade-deal-01046788

Florida grand jury hears evidence in investigation of charity tied to Casey DeSantis https://www.wlrn.org/light/government-politics/2025-10-15/florida-grand-jury-hears-evidence-in-investigation-of-charity-tied-to-casey-desantis

Flock CEO’s Address Spread Online as Surveillance Backlash Explodes. Link [REDACTED] by Request

Meta reaches landmark $18 billion settlement with states in trial over teen social media addiction https://apnews.com/article/meta-trial-instagram-settlement-97d342f2a33d835eda2356c5e1af9e37