For the third week running, Gadsby Jr is kept in quarantine. Gadsby is joined in Los Angeles by our show editor—and proper football pundit—Marshall Ingham (yes, of THAT Ingham stock), to talk about the probable end of football in 2020; are the European Championships now a goner? If so, when else would they be held? With not much to look forward to, we look back at Marshall’s favourite England players, best and worst England memories, and the current (well, pre-corona) state of Southgate’s team. Watch—but don’t sneeze.