FG2 repeats a story almost as much as FG1 in this one-of-a-kind episode, featuring Tony Pasquesi, a.k.a. The Squeeze. The cast examines itself in the roles of Harry Potter, in which, FG2 is Harry Potter and FG1 is old. Jackson, while quite young, is ill and exhausted, and is losing his essence day by day, courtesy of the Dark Crystal (the title of the next BHR spinoff show). FG2 is the main character of every show and expects a letter from FG1 when she graduates, FG1 and The Squeeze have never been in a fight, and Celeste abandoned town because she had no one to enjoy her natural habitat with.