So I had my 12 minutes on The Jeremy Vine show on Radio 2 with my Aviation Expert hat on. Branson want to secure a loan using his fire ravaged island? Meanwhile, it's been a strange week the highlights being various Government Minister's telling such whoppers and the media robustly pinning them by the ears to several walls. Then flat tyre dramas, and parliament reopens like a down-market mid afternoon game show. I create merry hell as holiday firms sit on refunds only to find that Which? Is stealing my thunder, and Finally Philip Scholfieldbhas moved out of the marital home a few weeks after he declared that he is now Gay....