Everyone loves a good sex scandal! We cover two cases of infidelity that shaped America: The Clinton-Lewinsky Scandal and Scandoval. These men, or should we say sex perverts, shook the nation when their sneaky rendezvous came to light.

We tell the stories so perfectly and eloquently that we gave our publicists the whole week off. We feel confident that many of the facts stated in this episode are true.

Plus: the importance of Having That Shit On, the true victims of Wicked mania, and an excellent Traitors casting pitch.