Spinning off from last week's episode, it's the brand new sister series "One Track Mind", the only commentary podcast that matters because it's the only one that exists!

Every week we cover a bad or at least misunderstood movie through the prism of its audio commentary, that magical home video bonus feature that birthed the podcasting world.

On this pilot episode, the centerpiece of The Criterion Collection's (?) 2000 release of "Armageddon"!

Michael Bay lays bare his intentions for this sweaty turd of a blockbuster and makes any number of unfortunate statements that someone in legal somehow approved for mainstream release. Plus? Ben Affleck shows up to rip his future "Pearl Harbor" director to shreds.

The series will return in earnest later this fall, but until then, enjoy possibly the angriest thing your wonky yet affable host has ever written!

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