This week on Horizontal, Meg and Mason share an astrology chat, revealing Mason's deep-seated anger issues, and they uncover Meg's Hogwarts House (Hufflepuff with Ravenclaw tendencies).

Next, they break down the viral Temu croissant lamp TikTok 🥐✨, take a closer look at Temu shopping trends, and discuss why the site is trashy with a capital T.

Then, things get spooky—Mason and Meg interpret a listener's dream about guarding a fireplace, only to have a burglar sneak in through the chimney! Finally, they wrap up with an existential conversation about values and doing your best.

If you're into dream interpretation, astrology insights, or viral TikTok moments, this episode is for you. If not, then I'm sorry. We cannot do anything for you.