Andrew opened a silverware chest and stumbled into America’s first free love cult...
Like Sylvester Graham of episode one, John Humphrey Noyes loved God and hated masturbation. Sadly, Noyes has no crackers named in his honor, but symbols from his beloved Oneida Community live amongst us today in our silverware drawers. In Episode X we discuss the semi-progressive, hella horny Oneida Community and their commonalities with the matriarchal cult you must be born into, The Kardashians.