Welcome to the Online Friend Simulator. Because everyone could use a friend, even online. I’m Francis aka The Other Guy. How are you doing? I hope you’re doing well. Here I go again, disappearing on you, like an absentee father. I didn’t know that pack of cigarettes was going to take so long. But I return, baring gifts, as I try re win your love. And this gift is in the form of another woman.…