In this first episode of 2 Skippys, we kick things off by subscribing to exxx-Disney Star Bella Thorne's OnlyFans (a paid-subscription, explicit photo and content sharing site), to see how exactly she made 1 MILLION DOLLARS in a SINGLE day and ANOTHER MILLION within that same month. Then we touch on government lobbying, break down the US Pentagon's recent release of crucial UFO evidence, and reflect on how COVID has changed our lives. We close with a solution to the growing divide in America.