If you enjoyed Flowers in the Attic, do we have a disappointing episode for you! This week Blair flees a bitchy Brit named Camilla (sounds familiar) for the safety of a 9 to 5, Serena competes with Paris Hilton for a Golden Raspberry, and Nate is on location for Townies Gone Wild. Plus, we've got a yoga sex cult and the return of our least favorite director (so far). Will we finally get some representation and diversity? No! (but you knew that already).