Description: Silicon Valley's digital grave robbers are strip-mining Miyazaki's genius to train algorithms that pump out soulless knockoffs. While tech bros celebrate their "innovation," they're actually just digital raccoons scavenging through art's garbage, stealing dreams without consent or understanding what makes Ghibli's hand-drawn magic truly irreplaceable.

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The irony's delicious - tech bros strip-mining the work of a man who dedicated films to warning against soulless technology. It's like watching Godzilla fanboys build nuclear reactors in their backyard. Miyazaki crafted love letters to humanity while Silicon Valley crafts algorithms to replace it. They're basically watching "Princess Mononoke" and rooting for the industrialists, all while wearing Totoro socks.