Description: The ultimate tech hypocrisy exposed - developers who preach open source gospel while building careers on black-box AI models they couldn't explain with a gun to their head. Silicon Valley's most self-righteous are suckling at the teat of proprietary algorithms while demanding everyone else's code be free.

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These open source zealots cling to proprietary AI for one reason: cold, hard cash. They spent decades earning peanuts for their GitHub commits while watching VC darlings get rich. Now they've found their golden ticket - pretending to understand black-box systems while charging consultant rates that would make a therapist in Beverly Hills blush. Principles are great until they interfere with your Tesla payments!