Hey there, all you cool cats and kittens! Grab a snack, a beverage of your choice, get comfy, and settle in to listen to the first chapter of my novel. It's like an old-time radio show, but without the campy studio-manufactured background noises and cheesy accents. Instead, it's me in my campy, ramshackle blanket-fort reading my own words! I'm so excited for you to finally meet Geren Krelle, get a sense of his character, the dilemma he faces, and the world he must confront.

Enjoy!