O is for the way it's Only three (hours long)

P is for the Particles we see

P is very, very Presidenti-Pally scary

E is Even more than any bombs we've seen before

Nolan has made a spectacle for you

Hydrogen will be part of bomb number two

Eeeeeee, that Casey Affleck's frightenin'

Is this boring or enlighthenin'?

Matt Damon's a sexy dude

Ending's ambiguous too

Ready for the Pals' take on this truuuuuue... story.