Organised Fun

This week, we have 20 turns to save the world from all sorts of unsustainable shittery! Can we do it? Highlights include:

- It's been over 5 years since our Promosode...

- Oh well done, you've killed the world...

- What is the proper board game term for a 'firefighting' game?

- Female empowerment? Nah, you're alright...

- Deforestation, anyone?

- Draw a Dumbfuck Card...

- Whoops, we had an accidental ecological collapse...

- It's giving 'Geography Textbook...'

- Don't eat the plastic...

It's not Gwyneth Paltrow's head, that's for sure! This week, Jack and Meredith investigate the treasure that was recovered from The Astral Wake...

The team wake up fresh as ever after their mysterious white light experience. Jack and Meredith go with Steven Ignatius on a salvage mission to Typhon, while Merlin and Neutron head to Eden!

This week, I've just become the first witch in over a hundred years, and now I'm bound to the island of Coven Cove. I hate it when that happens! Highlights include:

- Have you ever dreamed a board game?

- I can't believe I was killed by bees!

- There's always time for side quests...

- OMG minigames!

- It's a box of potential!

This week, we're trying to find gold, but inexplicably someone wants to sabotage the whole operation! Highlights include:

- Everything is now in the correct series...

- You won't get far without your lantern, pickaxe or minecart...

- Keep the path moving!

- I don't want you to find the gold, I want you to die!

This week, we're jacked in to the Matrix, trying to defeat the machine army! Highlights include:

- I admit to accidentally cheating, but nobody spotted it - damn!

- Jane is shocked that she actually paid money to see the movie...

- Hey, I can heal us! Oh wait, I'm blind...

- No one makes the jump on their first attempt. Or ever, in fact...

- Where am I? Oh, I'm in the Matrix!

- The most expensive ones are the best - that's just how life works...

- What's the fourth one called? Something beginning with R....

Jane and I are back in the world of Pandemic - it's been 70 years since we 'saved' the world from C0dA, so how is everyone getting on? Highlights include:

- Prepare to have everything spoiled...

- Don't say South Porno!

- Jacksonville Tower was problematic...

- There was definitely some tactical 'not healing' going on...

- The Middle East is proper ratty...

- Surprise, surprise, Utopia is full of arseholes...

- Get in the inoculation bin...

- Oh. My. God!

- We almost got through without losing a single character...

- We learn what Antananarivo is...

- Fucked, fucked, fucked, boom!

We all have immense debts, so we've entered a competition to win $10million- all we have to do is survive the Grind House! Highlights include:

- None of the characters seem that deserving of the money...

- Is it 14+ or 17+? Depends if your child is a wetty...

- Make sure you read your fucking card!

- It's a mini, friendly, jokey, legally distinct Saw...

This week, we're helping out our good friend Giselle on her archaeological dig at Cherwell Castle - oh, and solving a murder from 700 years ago, obvs! Highlights include:

- Real life documents from the 1300s!

- Here's the evidence, off you go!

- Jane knows actual Latin...

- Lambert Harcourt, what a lad...

- You were always saying you wanted some Gregorian chanting, right?

- Giselle can't remember her password, silly bitch...

- Are you Henry Graves?

- Ingrid needs to get her dates right...

- Paul Robinson takes a day off from Lasseters to help us out...

- Maybe the whole thing was God all along...

- But what was the head wound from?

- There's SO MUCH PAPER!

- We pass it on to Jane's mum...

- Name a type of person and there's one of these where they've died...

- You're not taking this on the train... 

This week we're park rangers trying to meet the needs of all the animals we've poached... I mean, saved. Highlights include:

- John is now our official Podcast Historian. We'll get him a nameplat...

- British Museum, what?

- You'll learn more about honey badgers than you needed or wanted...

- What is this flower here for?

- The blood means it's working...

- Bunty doesn't have a frog...

- Your honey or your life...

- Everyone needs a therapy gnu...

- Arctotis Venusta!!

- Who can build the chodiest zoo?

- I'm the greatest safarist, where's my plat?

- Who succeeded the hardest?