This week's mechanic is Unearth: "Unearth [cost] (Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)" Plus TJ got himself a new mic, so he sounds delicious. And he also found the last bait shop in America selling porno mags.