Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Aayanisms - the podcast where I, share my completely unbiased and definitely not sarcastic thoughts and observations about the 95th Academy Awards. Yes, that's right. I'm here to give you the straight facts, without any hint of sarcasm or cynicism. Because let's face it, the Oscars are the most genuine and authentic representation of the film industry, and nothing ever goes wrong or is even remotely disappointing. Right?

And if you're looking for some truly inspiring moments from the night, look no further than the acceptance speeches. Because who doesn't love hearing a list of names you've never heard of before, thanking their agents, managers, and that one person who always believed in them?

Come join me and lets enjoy the magic of the movies.