2015 Oscars Recap, with Johnny Pizzle

And the Oscars get savaged by… The “Big G”… Bing! Bang! Bing!

Wait, hold on, he hasn’t watched a movie since Betamax.

Actually, Mike once again teams up with Johnny Pizzle, to recap the 2015 Oscars.

For the Grammy recap, at least Johnny was prepared, but this time, nobody prepped before the Oscars. However, we actually watched the 2015 Oscars and can tell you all about the marathon award ceremony.

To kick it off, Mike discusses Oprah’s weight gain and her arm candy, Stedman! Moving on to the actual show, Mike and Johnny dissect the hosting flop by NPH. They uncover the truth about his lack of good comedy, by highlighting the fact that someone or something was in his ear, and the uncomfortable bit about the “Prediction Box”.

Mike’s top Oscars moments of the night: Lady Gaga’s performance, and the end of the show!

Johnny’s Oscars moment of the night: When he pissed his Mom off!

Johnny’s favorite Oscars presenter: 70’s Prom Jesus

Mike’s favorite Oscars presenter: J-Lo’s boobs! Bing! Bang! Bing!

Special Thanks to Howard Stern, for a new appreciation of Lady Gaga

Was anything else better than those moments? Maybe nothing was better, but we still breakdown the rest of the show…

The LEGO Movie song? What was going on?? Not sure what that was??? Johnny certainly knows, thanks to his ALL-girl school experience back in ’02-’03.

Mike gets deep into McGraw’s 10-gallon and his tribute to Glen Campbell… TAKE OFF YOUR HAT, IN THE HOUSE!

Maroon 5, and again, the “Prediction Box”? How did they survive this long?

Glory… Mike doesn’t want any of it!

Mike and Johnny end the show discussing angry Sean Penn, and his “Green Card” joke, followed by Mike’s PC reading of the day.

Google’s of the Day: Kim Cattrall in Porky’s, Lincoln Spaceships, and Bing! Bang! Bing!

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