Every spring, humans suddenly feel the urge to reset their lives. We clean our houses, change our routines, and convince ourselves we’re becoming better people overnight. But this isn’t random. It’s ancient.

In this episode of Barely Historical, we dive into the real history behind Ostara, Easter, and spring traditions. From pagan fertility rituals and seasonal survival instincts to eggs, rabbits, and church rebranding, we unpack how modern spring celebrations came to be.

We break down the origins of Easter symbols, the mystery of the goddess Ostara, and why cultures across history all celebrated the return of light in surprisingly similar ways. Along the way, we question everything, side-eye tradition, and admit that most of human history is just people coping.

If you’ve ever wondered why spring feels like a fresh start or why we’re all suddenly cleaning our kitchens and buying pastel decor, this episode explains it.