Who's driving Rooney to drink? And who could be causing chaos in the skies? Plus there's a troublemaker at Man Utd, and it's not because Jose won't pass the condiments, why watching football could help you pass your GCSE maths, and we ask if your host Jim can manage to say "Big Job" without sniggering? #Rooney #Southgate #Allardyce #DailyMail #Wedding #Wazza #WayneRooney #JurgenKlopp #Supermario #Ballotelli #England #OllyMurs #DonaldTrump #GeordieShore #NUFC #NewcastleUnited On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music performed by Wooly, and all sound effects are acted out. No animals were harmed in the making of this show, but we did have a heated discussion with a chest of drawers.