Welcome to another week of Football Funny with On The Left Side. This week Eric Bristow made us all realise that footballers aren’t the biggest d***s on the planet, Gareth Southgate marked his appointment as England boss with an ill advised Twitter Q&A and Liverpool gets a bit over excited about a humble Christmas tree (but don’t tell them to “Calm Down” they hate that). #AskGareth #EricBristow #JurgenKlopp #TheoWalcott #Coffee #GarethSouthgate #Grimesy #Chapocoense On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones production for Abrupt Audio and is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. The On The Left Side Theme "Don't Care" is written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their kind permission. Incidental music and sound effects performed by Wooly. This weeks episode came at the expense of one laptop screen and one relationship.