Things we learn this week: Some footballers just don't get paid enough; One of the Neville brothers can't count, or was it three of them; Liverpool players don't understand their fans; Coutinho could open his own farm; and Arsenal Fan TV is still stressful. #Coutinho #Klopp #EPL #Swearing #Isco #Scouse #PhillipNeville #PNev #Countdown #maths #Barcelona #Africa #Goats On The Left Side is written and presented by Jim Salveson, and produced by Ant McGinley and Luke Berry for Abrupt Audio. Theme tune courtesy of Katalina Kicks. Incidental music from Bensound.com and sfx from freesfx.co.uk