Description:

From overpriced textbooks that would make Al Capone blush to kids who can solve for X but can't change a tire, this no-holds-barred takedown of modern education exposes how we're running schools like seasonal Halloween stores while pretending to care about the future.

Spice Index: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

The education system deserves this verbal blowtorch because we're selling kids overpriced tickets to a Blockbuster Video future. Sacred cows make the juiciest burgers! When schools function like dollar stores with Ivy League price tags, and we're teaching calculus to kids who can't decipher a cell phone bill, profanity isn't just appropriate—it's the only rational response to this institutionalized gaslighting.