Welcome back to Season Six of Our Fair City. We rejoin the Hendersonians, celebrating their likely temporary victory over the Ant People in Waste Field Three–but what un-corporate evildoers still lurk within the merry band of misfits? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Jack— Mark Soloff
• Old Man— Clayton Faits
• Stephen— Ryan Bond
• Sully— Whitney Jones
• Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
• Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
• Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt— Kat Evans
• Dr. Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Eric Meister. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Loyal Policies: this week, we’re excited to bring you something very different from our usual fare: a very special crossover episode produced by Improvised Star Trek. This episode was originally broadcast in May of 2014, and is completely improvised from an title provided by a listener. A huge thank you to Improvised Star Trek for allowing us to rebroadcast! You can find Improvised Star Trek on Facebook here, or on twitter at @improvstartrek.

Given that the audio contained within was not captured by StreetSafe-approved surveillance devices, the canonical nature of this broadcast cannot be verified.

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• Lt. Commander Crick Watson— Sean Kelley
• Commander Corbomite Hayes— Chris Rathjen
• Ensign Ch’arles Lorem— Nick Wagner
• Captain Julius Valentine Baxter— Matt Young
• Borg— Nick Wagner
• Ensign Lackey— Griffen Eckstein
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Ensign Greg— Matt Young
• Lt. Commander Fritz Fassbinder — Griffen Eckstein
• Urg— Matt Young
• Simon— Mark Soloff
• Doctor Octavius— Matt Young
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As we come to the conclusion of the first half of the Sixth season of the True Historical Retellings of Our Fair City, we invite all Loyal Policies to join us. Join us in shunning the Outsider. Join us in shaming the Dissident. Join us in exposing the disloyal Hendersonians working amongst us, striving through craft and word and violence against the great work of HartLife. Even as they work to rend our Mighty Tower apart, listen: and remember. Their words are hollow, their victories are meaningless, their actions fruitless when compared to the great history of Our Fair City.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Jack— Mark Soloff
• Old Man— Clayton Faits
• Stephen— Ryan Bond
• Sully— Whitney Jones
• Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Dann Tincher. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Loyal Policies, enjoy this True Retelling of the Battle of Waste Field Three, and see for yourselves through the propaganda and lies spread by malicious elements within the company. Truly, none of these Policies, disloyal as they were, could have survived without the mercy and beneficence of the company. Do not believe their lies. Do not believe your ears. Believe only in the power of HartLife…all the life you’ll ever need.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Jack— Mark Soloff
• Old Man— Clayton Faits
• Stephen— Ryan Bond
• Sully— Whitney Jones
• Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
• Peat— Jared Latore
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode Art by Damian Duffy. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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In tonight’s seasonal retelling of the True History of the HartLife Corporation, we rejoin Simon Von Hagens (Dead Disposal Driver) and Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt (Window Washer and Amateur Naturalist) as they spelunk deeper into the caves and warrens below the city in search of the Queen of the AntPeople. Will they discover their new adversary, or will the come upon something much, much more dangerous to their corporate welfare? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Simon Von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• Theodora Thoreau Roosevelt— Kat Evans
• Doctor Herbert West— Ryan Schile
• Elizabeth Rourke— Tara Schile
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
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Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Photo shoot designed, produced, and directed by Ryan Schile, photography by Sebastian Orr, makeup by Tara Schile. Featuring (R to L) Tara Schile, Ryan Schile, Mark Soloff, Kat Evans. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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We return to our erstwhile heroes, Charles Wynn, Alison Dalton, and Cassandra Wilkins as they flee the ant menace through HartLife's ventilation system. Will they find safety, succor, and Cassie's family...or only more horror? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City...continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Alison Dalton— Nina O'Keefe
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
• Operator— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Stephanie Spence. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Dan Streeting. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Archibald FunnyPants— Mark Soloff
• Vice President Carter— Clayton Faits
• Waste Management Technician— Ele Matelan
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner
• Greyson— David Rheinstrom
• Old Man— Clayton Faits
• Jack— Mark Soloff
• Clear Skies Tim— Clint Worthington

Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Eric Meister. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Loyal Policies- you know not to venture Outdoors. As you well know, it is cold, and there are wolves. Do not take any lessons in survival from this retelling of the True History of the HartLife corporation: it will not save you.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Simon von Hagens— Mark Soloff
• Theodora Thorreau-Roosevelt— Lise "Kat" Evans
• Emerson— Dean Yeager
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by David Rheinstrom. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Jess Cwik. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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We return to young Andrew Snidge, hapless yet helpful hero and recent recipient of firearm-based coaching strategies administered by Special Agent George Chamberlain. Will the good Doctors Caligari and Moro be able to save his life, or is this curtains for Snidge? Find out as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Benedict— Mark Soloff
• Balthazar— Antonio Brunetti
• Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin
• Dr. Emily Caligari— Marsha Harman
• Clay— Clint Worthington
• Sandy— Abby Doud
• Dr. Montgomery Moro— Mark Soloff

Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Clayton Faits. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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Fleeing the Ant Menace, Alison Dalton, Charlie Wynn, and Cassie Wilkins fight their way towards an unlikely bastion of safety: the data extraction cells. Within, will they find certain refuge or only more horror? Find out, as the story of Our Fair City…continues.

• The Narrator— Ansel Burch
• Charles Wynn— Jared Latore
• Alison Dalton— Nina O’Keefe
• Cassie Wilkins— Ele Matelan
• Erin Davenport— Abby Doud
• The Voice of HartLife— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Clayton Faits. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Daniella Tanimura. Produced by David Rheinstrom. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Production Management by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits.

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