After a brief recap of a highly disappointing Super Bowl, Joel and Sam delve into the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan, including one biathlete's tearful confession of infidelity and another's recurring issues with credit card fraud. Also: some olympians are taking steroids in their Nutella, while others are injecting acid into their ... private parts ... to gain a competitive edge. Also: Tony Clark has an affair with his sister-in-law, resigns from MLBPA Presidency! Fun!