Buckle up, because this week we’re airing our dirty laundry and realizing it’s actually a biohazard. We’re taking a deep dive into our own friendship origin story—back when we were young, naive, and had significantly better posture.

Then, we shift gears to the absolute circus that is modern dating. From "situationships" that feel like unpaid internships to the red flags we used to ignore because "he has a cool dog," we’re breaking down why the dating pool currently feels like it’s filled with lukewarm tap water.