In this episode of Legal-ish Sisters, we open the courtroom floor to a full docket of chaos. We begin with Opening Statements on our ongoing feud with the claw machine, then enter a Collective Guilty Plea for the little lies we tell just for fun.

We move into a Cross-Examination of the friend who snapped a head back like it was a Bahamian bar trial and forced a Redbull chug. We also review Nail Tech Negligence, our shared Usher obsession, a questionable rainbow sighting, our hunt for the Sugar Cookie Capybara at Build-A-Bear, and the discovery of premade one-person meals that might save our lives.

Finally, we present Exhibit A: the AI-generated police photo we used to prank a boss.

Court is in session — and adjourned just as fast.