The school is to raise funds for a local charity, and the key students and teachers, namely our usual cast, are meeting to discuss the event. The problem? How to drum up support for the planned auction. Radio spots? Handbills? Hang a sing on a zepplin? Frogs on leashes that drag signs? Forget the brainstorming for PR, there seems to be a shortage of quality items to auction. Where, oh where might Connie Brooks acquire some auction items that are worthy? While Connie is distracted in trying to get a special donation from the clueless Mr. Boynton, Mr. Conklin has an expensive item for his house delivered to his office. You don't think there might be a mix up with it do you? I don't think it's a matter of if there is a mix up, but who will do the mixing? And to what extent will the mixing go? I don't want to give away too much, but let's just say that when the goods arrive to the auction block, Mr. Conklin has the feeling he's right at home. Bonus Track:The Hillbilly Boys. Baby Won't You Please Come Home?