Conservative influencer (and Ben Shapiro's sister) Classically Abby inadvertently exposed Nancy Reagan’s dirty laundry. We skip the slut-shaming and delve into purity culture. We discuss the ugly history of the invented War on Christmas, and examine the contradictions of holiday consumerism — are any of us immune from it? The Surgeon General just released a report warning of a youth mental health crisis, how did the kids get so NOT alright? And finally, we list our New Year’s revolution-resolutions.