Yeah, ever get on your scale and feel proud of yourself that your weight's been consistent? So have we. Except for the little fact that our scale has been lying to us. By a lot. I don't know whether to binge-eat in revenge or weep hopelessly. Maybe both. Aquaman just hit the billion dollar mark in theatres! You can buy an insane amount of mac and cheese for food storage- I mean, enough to feed your neighborhood. And... only at Walmart, where a woman's arrested for joyriding in one of their little scooters while drinking wine out of a Pringle's chip can. Because why wouldn't you?