This story was written and narrated by Seth Lorinczi.

It was edited by Jesse Sposato, Narratively's executive editor.

All the music in this episode was performed by Golden Bears and Seth Lorinczi.

This episode of Narratively Out Loud was produced and sound deigned by Matthew Nelson, and executive produced by Noah Rosenberg, Narratively's founder.

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