Making up for dismal sex-ed in high school by exploring the intricacies of vampire genitalia with more d*ck puns than season 8 of Supernatural. Buckle in folks, we’re after our white whale.

Donate:

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Our intro and outro music:

In the Gloaming - American Quartet (1910)

Links:

The Diagram

Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder

Sperm Count and High Temperatures

Sperm Count and Laptops

Semen Overview

Sperm Whales

Epididyme Overview

Spermatogenesis Overview

Spermatogenesis

Ductus Deferens (AKA Vas Deferens)

Sperm Release Pathway

Erection and Ejaculation Overview

Spermiogenesis Overview

"Seminal Fluid Quick Guide"

All the Nahuel Tea

"Spermatogenesis: The Commitment to Meiosis"

Sperm Count Per Day

Sperm Count Per Ejaculation (and ejaculations per day)

WHO Report on Sperm Count