Dan, Dave, and Geoff open the show with...nothing. There is so little going on that our preshow conversation included episodes of "My 600 LB Life", Movies featuring Dwane "The Rock" Johnson, and Dave's face.

How is Dave's face? We have an update.

Dan was enraged at The Freepress again as they sucked him in with a bulls**t headline that had nothing to do with what the article was about. FAKE NEWS!!

Kawhi Leonard is the the most interesting man in basketball right now. What the hell is going on in San Antonio? And why does Kawhi allegedly hate it there so damn much?

Dave and Geoff offer up inconcequential information dumps.

Catastrophy struck in a AA Baseball announcers booth.

Who are the best defensive players in the NFC North this coming season? Nobody cares, but we had to fill the show with something.

And a bit more deserved praise for Ken Holland and the Red Wings organization. What is happening to the world? Have we gone soft?