If your planning on driving drunk, you better stay put. Getting slammed in the jail house with swinging cocks everywhere sounds like a stright mans hell. If you want that for yourself, grab a fifth of rot gut whiskey, down it, and get behind the wheel of anything with an engine. Youll then descover the scientific fact of 2 racoons being able to fit up your ass. Drive sober, or get royally fucked by the boys in blue.