This is from the OVALS Project Team. A brief review for the pilots on how to re-enter linear time after clone pairing shifts. Welcome to Day 2 of Flash Fiction February. I’m Herschel Sterling and I’m here to help. I think if I changed my name from Commercial Herschel to Controversial Herschel I’d have more attention paid to me. What do you think? That’s what I think. But they would be TV watchers and clowns so that’s OK. No thanks.

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Linear Time Re-entry Instructions

This document is to be reviewed and signed by your Project Team Leader upon request. Policy changes can occur at any time. There are constant improvements to the processes, and sometimes new health regulations as well. You will be given at least one hour before your shift to read and understand any changes to this process. You will be required to articulate orally to your Project Team Leader what adjustments have been made and for what reasons. There can be no deviation from these processes until the Medical Team has required it.

The changes that your body undergoes during clone pairing are quite remarkable. Your body does not sense gravity. You are experiencing gravity but are not aware of it. This is why you are secured during a pairing. The confusion and disorientation that come from experiencing gravity while not sensing it is a dangerous distraction, and solutions are not yet available for this physiological phenomenon.

You are responsible for remembering to have a full meal before your project shift. You are responsible for hydrating yourself fully before a shift. There are drips available for your convenience, and many Operators choose to drip during their projects. That solution is not for everyone. You know what is best for you, but a full drip pack before your shift is required if you choose to not drip during your project.

The process that occurs before your shift is not for the purpose of preparing you for the shift; it is, as you know, for the purpose of preparing you for disengagement after your shift, which, if not done properly, can have disastrous effects, not only on the mission, but on the health of your body as well.

We want to mitigate all of these problems. Your food allowance being covered by the mission solves that, and that is the purpose of having plentiful drips available to you. Errors are acceptable, that is a part of life, but there can be zero excuses.

While the reminders are constant and the instructions are clear, there are no words, really, to describe that terrible condition where one minute you’re in your Oval, verifying and reporting a new planet, and then the next minute you’re back at the lab, heavy, nonplussed, and without tech.

After a 14-hour clone shift, body weight is like swimming in molasses. We can’t stress enough how important it is that you don't forget to stay on top of your shift time. When the 4-minute alert sounds, simply use your tech and eject your earbuds. The System will prepare you for the rest of the disengagement process. Your transition back to original self will go smoothly, and after ten or so minutes you’ll be back to normal Linear Time, and gravity functions.

The pleasantness that comes with clone pairing can be understandably distracting, and it certainly causes a loss in the sense of Linear Earth Time. While the physiology of time absence is still being studied, there can be no question about the fact that it is preferable. There is also no question to the fact that irreparable damage to your well-being is likely to occur if you remain paired for longer than 20 hours. That is why even the longest shifts available are only 14 linear hours; this ensures that there will be no problems resulting from your involvement with the Project Team.

We know it’s difficult, especially when you’re in the middle of something. We know you like to work hard and finish what you start, but the clocks are the clocks, and you must mind that. There is no need to rush your work. Remember, especially after a long shift, the System might be able to complete your work for you, and you can evaluate the results when you’re back in Linear Time. It’s very likely you can make your corrections if need be. We are willing to risk those redundancies for the health of your body and the success of your project.

The recovery time for a hard exit from clone pairing varies. Shift length, body weight, hydration, heart strength, and the durability of your OVAL are the major factors. Be very aware of the fact that hard exits are not only time-consuming, but they put quite a strain on your short-term health. If you make the error of a hard exit, your situation should be back to normal within two hours. There is a three-strike rule for this error; we won’t risk your health. Again, the rule of thumb for remembering to follow the alert prompt is posted at every station and above every door: "JET-B." Just eject the buds.

While your body suffers from a hard exit, it’s also the case that our mission suffers. You cannot rejoin tech until your body recovers. This causes your work to suffer, and this delays our mission. There’s only so much the System can do. Projects can’t be completed until you’re back in full tech and you can confirm the clone reports. Your clones are always out there. It’s good for you to also be available in a timely fashion to bring a shift to timely completion.

Rarely will the recovery time from a hard exit cost the mission time; when that happens, it can have deleterious effects and create coordination issues. If that happens, you will be reprimanded and potentially fined. Unlike disregarding the alert and failing to eject your buds in time, there are not three strikes before you are terminated from the mission. The policy for a reprimand is dependent on the seriousness of the problems that arise from your negligence. A single reprimand can result in termination. You, as an individual, are not larger than the mission. JET-B. Please remember JET-B. Just eject the buds.

Thank you once again for your place in the Project and the mission. The fact that you’re reading this is proof that you are fully and wholly accepted. Your understanding of the System functions is an invaluable contribution. Your acceptance by the Project Team is a testament to your excellence and to the fact that you are an improvement to the project. Due to your dedication, your safety and prosperity are guaranteed by the mission.

Thank you for the time you agreed to use with us. Your moments are appreciated and honored here with the OVALS Project Team.

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## Guides & How-To:

- How to Manage Gravity Confusion during Clone Pairing

- A Guide to Dealing with the Physiological Disorientation during Clone Pairing

- Solutions for Coping with the Dangerous Distraction of Gravity Confusion During Pairing

- Tips for Securing Yourself during Clone Pairing to Combat Gravity Sensation

- Mastering the Art of Experiencing Gravity While Not Sensing It during Pairing

## Questions:

- What Happens to Your Body during Clone Pairing? The Remarkable Changes Explained!

- Are You Aware of Gravity while Experiencing It during Clone Pairing?

- How to Cope with the Confusion of Experiencing Gravity without Sensing It during Pairing?

- Why is Gravity Sensation a Dangerous Distraction during Clone Pairing?

- Is there a Solution Yet for the Physiological Phenomenon of Gravity Confusion during Pairing?

## Listicles:

- 5 Remarkable Changes Your Body Undergoes during Clone Pairing

- Top Solutions to Combat Gravity Confusion during Pairing

- The Dangers of Experiencing Gravity without Sensing It during Clone Pairing

- 10 Tips to Secure Yourself during Clone Pairing and Avoid Gravity Distractions

- 7 Facts You Should Know about Gravity Sensation during Clone Pairing

## Others:

- The Secret to Successful Clone Pairing: Remember to Have a Full Meal before Your Shift

- Hydration is Key: Why You Should Fully Hydrate before Your Project Shift

- Drips vs. No Drips: Making the Right Choice for Your Project Shift

- Discover the Convenient Solution for Hydration during Your Projects: Drip Packs

- The Importance of Preparing for Disengagement: Understanding the Process before Your Shift

* "Navigating the Cosmos: Mastering Linear Time Re-entry for a Seamless Mission"

* "Clockwork Precision: The Essential Guide to Successful Clone Pairing"

* "JET-B: The Lifesaving Mantra for Smooth Transitions in OVALS Project"

* "Gravity, Drips, and Time: A Deep Dive into OVALS Clone Pairing Protocols"

* "Mission Success Depends on JET-B: The Golden Rule of OVALS Project"

* "Beyond Earthly Bounds: The Art and Science of Exiting Clone Pairing Safely"

* "Time, Tech, and Teamwork: OVALS Operators' Guide to Optimal Performance"

* "From Clone Pairing to Linear Time: The Journey Back in 14 Hours"

* "Precision in Progress: Safeguarding Health and Mission with JET-B"

* "OVALS Project: Where Clocks Rule, JET-B Saves, and Excellence Prevails"

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