Good morning, afternoon, and evening! Who's ready to go on a fantastic, romantic voyage upon the sea? Not Captain Bodio, who lost his ticket in a poker game with some artsy kid. But First Mates Andy and Kaylie are ready to set sail and crash straight into an iceberg! They'll discuss Kaylie's self-described "childhood hyper-fixation" with the Ship of Dreams, the technical wizardry of the billion dollar flick, and make inappropriate SpongeBob references because of course they do. Also included: a NeoPets Tragedy, Wings X Pancakes, and a bad Ken Burns parody.

You can thank our lovely listener Ellen for suggesting this episode's topic by following her at spectre.mp4 on Instagram!