Companies love the tidy promise of "core hours": a small window where everyone is "online" and collaboration magically happens. Then the sun sets on someone’s life and the polite expectation becomes a habit, unpaid labor, and invisible career currency. In this ten‑minute monologue Dr Disruptor performs a forensic audit of the overlap ritual: what synchronous blocks promise (rapid decisions, face time) versus what they often extract (evening work, attention taxes, and visibility bias). The Survivor supplies immediately usable, empathy‑first tactics: three diagnostic signals your team weaponizes overlap hours, a triage flow to choose Accept + Guardrails, Negotiate an Async First Contract, or Trade Coverage with credit, and three paste‑ready scripts with tonal variants for calendar invites, manager conversations, and cross‑regional teammates. Listeners leave with a two‑week 'Overlap Reality' pilot plan and a CTA to visit the site to download the Timezone Reality one‑pager with templates and tracking KPIs. May your coffee be stronger than your mission statement.