We put down Pokemon Go long enough to talk about Overwatch, which has Made Matt Game Again. It's turned our stat obsessed brains into a tail spin of K/D ratios, objective times, and useless hook percentages, put us into unreasonable states of disappointment and anger and makes us glad that people really can't notice how bad we are. We cover post-match analytics, butt-gate, and the raging online subculture of Overwatch memes; which we all know is the true metagame.