The boys nerd out on video game reviews. Prepare youself for a deep dive into alternate worlds, playable characters you can live through, with sounds that come from our driveable meat sacks. Birds mourn the deaths of their young. Flow through the gateway in which the legends eclipse the sun.

THIS is the ballad of Stephen Jonk. A tale as old as time. A reckoning of love and acceptance. A source of pure neurodivergence. Bliss. Join us on our journey to cherish him and his bird watching ways.

We tell funny stories. Listen to us.

Happy New Year clownlings. We're back with a beautiful song that's sure to tickle yer' innards. In this delectable podcast we dive into some unfathomably hot wings and then talk music and a bunch of other random stuff. Fill up them ears of yours with our savory voices and get ready for a clown ride, and remember, painted lovers never have to hide in the corner.

For your holiday travelling pleasure, we're bringing you our latest ramblings from the darkness of our collective hivemind. Jake gets too drunk on these and forgets what we talk about but he had "pigeon story", lube, mormon, and food written down. Please try nto to get to excited. We love you all. Please allow the clown god to guide you on your journeys.

It's impossible to forget.

*SPOILER ALERT*
If you haven't seen Barbie or Oppenheimer then don't listen to this podcast.
It is completely filled with spoilers from start to finish. Consider yourself warned.

The boys breakdown the pop culture craze that is "Barbenheimer" and at the end we talk about our favorite animated TV series. Enjoy, sweet clowns.

The boys are back without the mormon. We sent him back to Utah. Talking sports and video games on this one with some random shit thrown in between. Buckle up folks, let's build a toy train set.

John Mormon returns for another episode of inane ramblings. I don't remember what we talked about. We played a really terrible song at the beginning, you might want to skip it. You know what they say... "Don't put the bones in the basket before your chickens done." Thanks for being part of the family.

Gather round ye beautiful people. The boys have convened to review the new Dungeons & Dragons movie along with a disturbing deep dive into mormonism. John Mormon joins us to give us all the deets. Enjoy and may the clown god bless you all.

At long last the return is upon us. Gather ye round and listen as we spin you a yarn about fried chicken and niche porn. We will take you on a journey through the twisting nether of our minds, exploring some of the most important ideas and philosophical concepts that constitute our current zeitgeist. Pee-pee poo-poo, wear your clown shoes. Welcome in, welcome back... enjoy.