We THOT we secured our socialite status with philanthropic drinking. Period. (Aunt) Dot

Disclaimer: After reviewing the footage, Josh’s episode nemesis, described as a large white lady in a Chico’s blouse, was a figment of starvation delirium and does not actually exist. Our sincerest apologies to Chico’s and all of their customers… real and imagined.

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Sing along to our service hymns with our Spotify playlist by Jrylinton https://open.spotify.com/user/zjsqx4i73yac1g46lf4ey895p?si=OxkoMS_1SRmcNEtxs-hBtQ

Written and recorded by Josh & Kalyndee

Sound edited by Matthew

Graphic design by Micayla