Pete figures out what he wants to do for his birthday, and Flabo realizes why Pete shaved his mustache. Pete is not Johnny Cakes (3:30ish). The Prince and Princess of Peggington cause traffic throughout the city, and Flabo is genuinely confused as to why people fan out over the royal family (7:50ish). Scammers try to get Flabo in a PayPal/Crypto hustle (11:10ish). The IRS reminds you to claim your Venmo and Cashapp on the same day The Pentagon failed its 5th audit in a row (13:20ish). Flabo is out on Ye. You never go full Hitler, and Ye wouldn't have fit in his buddy's master race (18:15ish). Stop comparing things to Hitler and slavery. It only waters down what actually happened (18:15ish). Flabo tries to lighten the mood and enlightens Pete on why the chainsaw was invented (30:50ish). The guys get excited when they see the preview for Ray Liotta's last movie (32:40ish). Public Garden presents Pete's News. A half dog insanity plea and Monks on meth (38:17ish). Plus, Shark Bait Poker's Thursday night pick and Flabo shares a few trends to pay attention to (51:09ish)