A #1 employee, and The Rallentando.

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Written  by Trash Clapton and performed by Jason Everett. Logo design by Bridget  Hanchek. The theme song is “Octoberian” by Eight Equals Ten.

Special thanks to Thomas for feedback on "The Rallentando".

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CW: cancer, language, grossout, and death