WITH SOME OF THE CREW STILL BEING SICK; ITS STILL A MESS FOR THE PIPEBOMB CREW.

TOPICS:
WOMAN WHO LICKS ICE CREAM AND PUTS IT BACK FACES CRIMINAL CHARGES
JIM BEAM WAREHOUSE GOES ON FIRE; LOSES 45,000 BARRELS
WOMAN FILMS MAN MASTERBATING; FACES CRIMINAL CHARGES
MAN DIES AFTER STEALING COW AND GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS
MAN ROBS BANK; GETS HOME ARREST (FOLLOW UP ON PREVIOUS STORY)
SCIENTISTS PROVE WOMEN NAGGING MEN SHORTENS LIFE
20 YR OLD WAKES UP AT HIS OWN FUNERAL
MASS ACCIDENT CAUSED BY A SNEEZE